This warns people not to go to farmer's markets as they will be struck down by autos driven by senile elderly licensed drivers.
Saturday, July 26, 2003
I cannot urge you strongly enough not to visit a Farmer's Market. Living on the west side of Chicago is not as dangerous as the simple act of trying to find some nice fresh produce. There you are, enjoying your weekend morning, attempting to connect with your community, when BAM!
DON'T GO TO THE FARMER'S MARKET
